He Has Risen: Easter is a Fantastic Excuse to get Diabetes

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He Has Risen: Easter is a Fantastic Excuse to get Diabetes

So, Easter’s not really my jam. I mean I’m cool with hunting eggs because there really isn’t anything cuter than watching your very own progeny run around in the dewy light of an early spring afternoon and look for pastel colored ovoids you’ve hidden about your yard. I am totally fine with consuming unreasonable amounts of ham and hash brown casserole (also, hash brown casserole might be the…

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Oh Dacia. The way you write makes me happy in my pants.

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Chicken enchiladas, ole! #dinner #girlsthatcook #mexican #enchiladas #ole #nomnom

Chicken enchiladas, ole! #dinner #girlsthatcook #mexican #enchiladas #ole #nomnom

Ritz cracker baked cod, rice, sautéed green beans and carrots. Lemon cream sauce… It broke, but it’s still delicious. I think he likes it!! #girlsthatcook #fish #nomnom #dinner #yum #veggies #rice #mymanlovesmycooking

Ritz cracker baked cod, rice, sautéed green beans and carrots. Lemon cream sauce… It broke, but it’s still delicious. I think he likes it!! #girlsthatcook #fish #nomnom #dinner #yum #veggies #rice #mymanlovesmycooking

God witnessing a human drinking cow's milk for the first time

  • god: why are you approaching that cow
  • god: what are you doing
  • god: no
  • god: what
  • god: are you seriously going to do that
  • god: oh fuck, he's doing it
  • god: he's actually doing it
  • god: this is fucked up
  • god: I've fucked up

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obsessivelylovely:

This is @rubywingnailpolish ‘Silk Sheets’ with @sally_hansen ‘Rose Run’ and accent glitter is from @chinaglazeofficial ‘Glimmer More’. #nailart #nailitdaily #nailpornography

obsessivelylovely:

This is @rubywingnailpolish ‘Silk Sheets’ with @sally_hansen ‘Rose Run’ and accent glitter is from @chinaglazeofficial ‘Glimmer More’. #nailart #nailitdaily #nailpornography

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Friday night

Gettin’ drunk and playin’ Diablo 3 with my gorgeous, bearded ginger man. awwwww yeah.

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